- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Humphrey Bogart
- Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson
- I drink to make other people interesting. George Jean Nathan
- Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce
- Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. Tom Robbins
- There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others. Billy Carter
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
- Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson
- Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. G.K. Chesterton
- You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
- Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. Ray Bradbury
- Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! Bill Owen
- I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer. Johnny Damon
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
- Work is the curse of the drinking class. Oscar Wilde
- Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. Clementine Paddleford
- Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. Anonymous
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. W.C. Fields
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
- I work until beer o’clock. Stephen King
- I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, That’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra
- Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill



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