The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Humphrey Bogart
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson
I drink to make other people interesting. George Jean Nathan
Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. Tom Robbins
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others. Billy Carter
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. G.K. Chesterton
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. Ray Bradbury
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! Bill Owen
I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer. Johnny Damon
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
Work is the curse of the drinking class. Oscar Wilde
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. Clementine Paddleford
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. Anonymous
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. W.C. Fields
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
I work until beer o’clock. Stephen King
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, That’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill
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